Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book by Derp Sandwich

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

By Derp Sandwich

  • Release Date: 2011-06-23
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 3.5
3.5
From 279 Ratings
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Description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Reviews

  • Bad

    1
    By TropicalPlaysGames
    I'm Sorry but this book author Try's Too much To Be like Diary Of A Wimpy Kid and asking producers in his book to make a movie out of this. All the names in the Book are stupid, The characters sound disgusting and They try so hard that they fail. Don't read please
  • BOOM LAME

    1
    By FRANCINEπŸ‘§πŸŒŸ
    First i dowload it cause i thought maybe it's better than diary of wimpy kid but when i read it i saw a BADWORD on it many TIMES and i think it's deffinetly not for a kid like me πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
  • Oops - outrage unjustified

    1
    By Tall Namma
    Apologies Dirky - the electronic warning - NOT FOR KIDS- wasn't fully visible on the e-reader....
  • Madison moves

    4
    By Madison stucklessjordan
    One day Madison came down stairs Madison sat at the breakfast room and Madison's mom said Madison were moving to price Edward inland why said Madison because your dad got a job there and I do to oh said Madison but all my friends live in here yes that is another reason why we're moving we weren't going to take you on tell we herd that all your friends were moving there to so we decided to take you so you would still see your friends.
  • Worst book ever

    3
    By Ahhhhh idk
    THIS IS THE DUMBEST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH IT ITS SO STUPID!!!! Boogerpoop seriously!!! HE FARTS AND BURPS ALOT WHAT KINDA BOOK IS THAT
  • Eeee

    1
    By Shristika
    Not that swell
  • Recommendation

    2
    By Awesome Important Person
    I've read the sample and my recommendation is DO NOT READ if u really wanna download it read the sample
  • K

    1
    By Kikikkikjjfycbgr
    Great muihiygrfvhgygy
  • fail

    1
    By Skinny004
    this is honestly a book made by a crackhead unless its your absolute freaking goal to read maybe the crappiest book in the world dont read this

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