5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) by The Oatmeal

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

By The Oatmeal

  • Release Date: 2011-03-01
  • Genre: Humour
Score: 4
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From 34 Ratings
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Description

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

Reviews

  • Molester moon 🌚

    4
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  • Hilarious, smart satire

    5
    By SpecialKen
    You'll grin, burst with laughter, and even learn from this book of comics from the oatmeal. The oatmeal doesn't choose between the asinine and intelligent, instead delivers both in the same frame, with precise wit. Some content is aimed at readers with some technical knowledge, but it can be enjoyed by all. I'd recommend for ages teen and up for some of the written comment content. A great read that will have you coming back.

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